Not sure how this is even possible, but I had a threesome which was downright disappointing. There is such a thing as “false advertising” but I think this went beyond that. “Couple Gone Bad” is the only way I can describe it.
Sig and I were on a swinger’s web site looking for couples. Simple. This couple contacted us. Let me reiterate – this couple contacted us! After seeing pictures of her, Sig and I were BOTH captivated. This woman was stunningly beautiful, in a natural no-fuss sort-of-way. We met for drinks and the more we got talking, the truth came out – they were not really looking for couples since the woman is not interested in other men. They were looking for a woman. The husband even said to Sig something like “You can try to get her to fuck you, but it probably won’t work.” Wow, pretty brazen! Sig, being Sig, was okay with this and encouraged me to go play alone with the couple. I was a bit hesitant, only because I do not like false advertising and our goal was to play as a couple. But man oh man, the woman was beautiful and I do love pussy!
So I arranged a second date at their house, leaving poor Sig home to fend for himself. All I could think about was being with this beautiful woman. I did not really care about her husband. He was the appetizer; she was the main course. Imagine my surprise when we got to the bedroom and I started kissing her and caressing her beautiful breasts and I could tell that she was not that into woman! OMG, really!!!! I was trying to stifle my disappointment, mixed with a bit of anger. I even went so far as to make excuses for her (maybe she was nervous). No, she was really not into woman (or maybe just me!); she just wanted to watch her husband fuck another woman.
Do not get me wrong – the encounter was still hot. She was playing with herself on the bed while her husband fucked me. I think she even came. I know I had one of my massive orgasms. And, I was wedged between them as her husband fucked me from behind which was completely hot. It was just this woman had no desire to kiss me or play with my breasts or eat my pussy, which was basically the whole reason I was there. Talk about utter disappointment.
Let’s just say I did not expect to see or hear from this couple again… and that is exactly what happened. I still do not get it, which is why I still hold a slight grudge even to this day. The swinger’s lifestyle is all about openness and honesty, yet this couple did not play by the rules. Not cool!